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To find the best, I risked hypothermia in the frozen-food aisle and adult-onset diabetes to taste-test the most common frozen pies on shelves. The criteria: I picked all the major brands available in their classic, most basic forms, and rated them based on cheese, sauce, texture, crust, and overall tastiness. If pepperoni was an option, I went with that.
(I'm only human.) Barring that, plain cheese. No French bread, bagels, pockets, or specialties. Just good ol' pizza. This quest is ongoing, will be regularly updated, and will continue until I've eaten them all, or my doctor steps in.
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Here's how they stacked up so far. Whole Foods 365When it came out of the oven, this looked like the picture-perfect frozen pizza. In fact, it strongly resembled the ones the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles freebased in the old cartoons: all gooey cheese dripping over the sides to create an alluring crustlessness amid a glimmering sea of pepperoni. So when it tasted so bizarre on the first bite, I immediately thought I had forgotten to remove the plastic. Everything about this tasted weirdly off, from the strangely viscous cheese to the chemically tainted sauce. It looks like an upscale version of the $1.50 Totino's Party Pizza. It tastes like one of those that got left out in the sun.
You can do better than this, Whole Foods! Hell, turtles who live in a sewer can too.
King Soopers Ralph's Smith's. How to use the Kroger Krazy website. We have a new Tombstone Pizza Catalina generating at Kroger right now that makes for a great deal as these are also on sale for just $2.99! 9/9 – 10/6 Tombstone Pizzas Buy (3) = $1.00 OYNO Buy (4) = $2.00 OYNO Buy (5) = $3.00 OYNO. Deal Scenario. Oct 21, 2017 - Posts about Tombstone Pizza written by The Big Scare. Various names including Fred Meyer, Fry's, King Soopers, Ralph's, and Smith's.
King Soopers has good deals on pork shoulder roast, Pepperidge Farm cookies, Santa Cruz organic lemonade, and more this week! I haven’t bought a pork roast in ages; but I’ll definitely be buying a couple at $1.39/lb. They used to be $0.99/lb frequently at Rancho Liborio (anyone know if they’ve reopened yet?) but we haven’t seen that price – even at Rancho Liborio – anytime in the past year or two, it seems.They’re also having a three-day sale, which is pretty unusual for King Soopers! That sale has cheese for $2.50/lb and good deals on Fritos, Cheetos, and Pepsi.These deals are valid May 2-8, 2012.